I threw out my old couch just like I did my husband and invested in this majestic beauty. Boy, was it worth it! Just like my ex/husband tarnished our dreams of a happy marriage, so did the previous couch that we had. It was huge (like him), too full (like him), lumpy (like him), stayed soft (like him), and just all around not a good fit you guessed it. LIKE HIM. So, I thought to myself, Self, its time for what YOU want! Something that rubs you in all the right places, stays hard and firm when you need it to, and doesnt break or eject too soon under the pressure of life. Get the sofa, get the 5/year warranty, YOU DESERVE something that will caress your bits in all the right places with a gentle velvet touch.
I hope this helps ♥ Im happy with my purchase
Divorce Couch/Sofa
I threw out my old couch just like I did my husband and invested in this majestic beauty. Boy, was it worth it! Just like my ex/husband tarnished our dreams of a happy marriage, so did the previous couch that we had. It was huge (like him), too full (like him), lumpy (like him), stayed soft (like him), and just all around not a good fit you guessed it. LIKE HIM. So, I thought to myself, Self, its time for what YOU want! Something that rubs you in all the right places, stays hard and firm when you need it to, and doesnt break or eject too soon under the pressure of life. Get the sofa, get the 5/year warranty, YOU DESERVE something that will caress your bits in all the right places with a gentle velvet touch. I hope this helps ♥ Im happy with my purchase